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wellness@unbothered:~$ ./self_care_check --status=optimal --mode=thriving
[INFO]Initializing self-care protocols...OK
[SCAN]Checking discipline levels...OPTIMAL
[CALC]Computing happiness trajectory...ASCENDING
[WARN]Negative energy detected...BLOCKED
> CURRENT STATUS: UNBOTHERED
LIVE FEED
> Gains detected: Training routine complete
> Confidence levels: +0 this session
> Toxic energy: CLEANSED
> Self-love mission: IN PROGRESS
WELLNESS ALERTS
> Hydration levels: OPTIMAL
> Vitamin reserves: REPLENISHED
> Zen mode: ACTIVATED
> Inner peace: ACHIEVED
wellness@unbothered:~$ echo "I am $(current_vibe)"
I am unbothered
./dex_screener.sh./twitter.sh./telegram.sh
user@wellness:~$ ./check_vibe.sh
> Loading self-care parameters...
> Checking confidence levels... OK
> Analyzing happiness reserves... OK
> Calculating gains trajectory... OK
> STATUS: MAXIMUM UNBOTHERED
Loading POND Archive...
> Establishing IPFS connection...
> Fetching file metadata...
> Processing archive...
> STATUS: LOADING...
[WELLNESS UPDATE] Self-care levels increased by 420,690% • Training routine suggests gains imminent • Confidence activated globally • This is not life advice • We Are All Gaining Magnificently • Happiness levels confirmed • Thriving together strong •
Built during a 72-hour chart-watching session
NFA • DYOR • PROBABLY NOTHING • WAGMI
> Stay unbothered, anon